I’ve never been able to sit through more than 20 seconds of this craptastic show.
I like cooking shows, too.
But anything with Alton Brown makes me physically ill. Alton Brown has got to be the biggest douchenozzle on television today. Smug, with a healthy dose of overt asshole-ishness, this guy makes me want to do unspeakable things to cute animals.
Which leads us today, as I traipse through the vacuum of crap on television – seemingly nothing on – and I stumble upon Cutthroat Kitchen. “Fuck it,” I think to myself, and venture in.
Of course, Alton Brown is being his over-hyper/over-acting self, trumping up drama where there isn’t any, and just generally being a complete asshole.
“Damn the asshole, I’m gonna sit through this piece of garbage. Just on principle,” I mumble.
I’m 33 minutes in. Haven’t destroyed my television yet. Maybe I’ll make it through this one.