Hey Hyundai, it’s fucking January 15th, 2016.
I was sick of that idiotic “Holly Days” commercial the first time I saw it sometime in fucking November, (or was it October?).
You know the one: A bunch of dumbass beardy hipster assholes riding around town in a Hyundai, happily singing along with some shitty Christmas jingle (maybe it’s real song, who knows, but it sucks nonetheless). They look jolly. Deciduous trees in the background fully leaved (probably shot in July). Some white beardo holding a sprig of mistletoe over some his presumed female partner, and giving her a peck.
They are happy in their Hyundai. You should buy one. Now. And be happy too.
Fuck that shit. And fuck Hyundai for continuing to run this swill well into January.
Oh, and fuck that inane song.