I need a 4,500,000K television.
It’s the only solution.
This garbage 4k nonsense simply won’t work. How the hell am I supposed to watch Cops reruns on something like that?
I want my television to be dumb.
Smart TVs make me nervous. Are they smarter than me? Will they take over my life? Read all my books? Hack my computers? Make me sad? Make me dinner?