CNN Makes Me Sad

Well, sort of.

I’ve griped in the past about how shitty CNN is nowadays, and hell, nothing’s improved.

Who on God’s green earth thinks it’s a good idea to endlessly televise people yelling at each other? There is nothing fun, interesting, pleasant or worthwhile in any of this. Most, if not all of their programming consists of idiotic conjecture mixed with complete fucktards yelling at one another. He who yells loudest wins.

Not really. It’s just earning them fewer viewers.

Fuck that shit, I’d rather watch Dr. Nowzaradan yell at some hapless fat dude.

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The Trivago Guy

Man, this dude still fascinates me, and it’s been years that he’s been on the television telling us that we’re still doing things all wrong.

Trivago guy, there’s something magical about you.

And, for some reason, he kind of strikes me as the human version of the Carfax fox guy. They’re equally creepy yet endearing all at once. Like some kind of cult figure.