Out here in the wild west, Alaska Airlines is a pretty big thing.
They got good ol’ Seahawks QB Russell Wilson as CFO (Chief Football Officer… harhar!)… and an eskimo on the tail of their planes.
Of course, there’s an ad series out now (actually has been out for a while, I’ve just been trying to flush it from my memory, foggy as my memories may be), where they’re at the airport… Big blue screen set up in the loading area… and then happy travelers coming by to give little spiels about where they’d love to fly.
It’s the typical “man on the street” interview affair. At least the camera is solidly mounted (so help me god, if I see one more wiggly camera in use for “realness” I’m going fucking go insane).
I suppose the whole fucking affair is innocuous enough.
Perhaps I’m too sensitive.
But the whole thing is so hackneyed and, well, fucking stupid. Especially the dumb-ass hipster who wants to go to fucking Finland or somewhere.
Who the fuck cares. She fucking snorts and sighs after she says it.
Like she’s gonna eat fucking lutefisk or something for fucking eternity.
Perhaps its the mother who wants to go see fucking monkeys somewhere.
I can’t even recall and I just saw this.
What the fucking fuck.
I mean, either this shit is actually real, and she’s got issues, or some writer somewhere found a really good way to fuck with me.
Jesus. Fucking monkeys?
That’s some fucking twisted shit, man.