It’s fucking October Duracell.
A fucking Christmas commercial? On fucking Sunday, October 23, 2016?
Are you fucking high? I don’t care if there’s some fucking charity thinly veiled in the goddam thing. Fuck the fucking fuck off.
Fuck this shit.
Make Xmas 365 already. Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
That ruined my fucking month. I haven’t even put up some fucking Halloween decorations yet.
I’m gonna have a fucking coronary.