Also sprach Dairy Queen

I’m pretty sure Richard Strauss did not fathom the remote possibility that his tone poem Also sprach Zarathustra would end up as the soundtrack to some vomity ice cream affair trotted out by Dairy Queen.

It’s time for the Royal Blizzard! With an incredibly irritating commercial, to boot!

Yes, yet another dip-shit “ad person” thought it would be a fucking incredibly great idea to have dumb-ass people sing (off-key) “WHAAAAAAAAT??” to the tune of Also sprach Zarathustra.

TeeVee channel is immediately changed as soon as this piece of steaming crap comes on.

Fuck you Dairy Queen.